life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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