I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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