we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
id be glad to
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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