He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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