I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
We smell like vodka and hangover
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