remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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