Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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