People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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