After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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