Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
