Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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