why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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