nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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