YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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