she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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