scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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