wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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