I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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