absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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