What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is wine microwaveable?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Randomize
