Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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