So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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