Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
