We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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