Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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