If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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