Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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