It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
