If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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