so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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