So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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