I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
