How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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