when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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