People in love make me want to vomit
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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