Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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