No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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