The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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