Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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