I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Randomize
