worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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