super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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