still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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