According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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