Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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