But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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