I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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