we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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