TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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