how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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