508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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