What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
