i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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