Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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