At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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