i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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