Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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