I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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